Laughter is the Best Medicine

Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on the hand. Smith clutches his chest and topples over. dead at the table . To decide who's going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. John picks the short one. "Break it to her gently." the rest urge.
"Leave it to me." he says.
When smith's wife comes to the door. John says,
"Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
"How much?" the wife yells, eyes blazing. "Tell him to drop dead!"

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